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      – Moi, j’ai une blague ! –...

<p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <div style="text-align: center"><a target="_blank" href="http://theatrummundi.hautetfort.com/media/01/01/520035657.jpg"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><img name="media-975578" src="http://theatrummundi.hautetfort.com/media/01/01/520035657.jpg" alt="520035657.jpg" style="margin: 0.7em 0px; border-width: 0px" id="media-975578" /></font></a></div> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Moi, j’ai une blague&nbsp;!</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Vas-y, mais applique-toi à la dire bien.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– De quel côté un chat a-t-il le plus de poils&nbsp;?</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Ben…</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Alors, un chat, de quel côté c’est, qu’il en a le plus, de poils&nbsp;?</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Euh…</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Tu lui donnes ta langue&nbsp;?</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Au chat&nbsp;?</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Bah oui&nbsp;!</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Pas encore, non…</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">(Je ne vois toujours pas.)</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Alors de quel côté c’est qu’il en a le plus, le chat, de poils&nbsp;?</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Cette fois, je donne ma langue.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">(L’enfant jubile, puis braille&nbsp;:)</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– A L’EXTERIEUR&nbsp;!</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">(On rigole.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Et on rigole.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Et on rigole encore.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Puis je dis&nbsp;:)</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">– Tiens, passe-moi Pomponnette (1), on va vérifier.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">(Hurlements.)</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Moralité&nbsp;: Blague d’enfant, blague d’écorcheur.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Moralité 2&nbsp;: Le mot chat n’a pas de poils.</font></p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-justify: inter-ideograph; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 9pt; text-align: justify" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">(1) J’aurais volontiers, en hommage au bon roman de Benoît Duteurtre <i>La petite fille et la cigarette</i>, dans lequel le malchanceux narrateur possède un chien nommé Sarko, nommé la chatte de cette histoire Ségo, mais j’ai eu peur de tomber sous le coup d’une quelconque loi – que je suis pourtant censé ne pas ignorer…</font></span></p>